The Humor Mill - Jul 22, 2005

The Humor Mill
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1960
360 USA
Do not sit on hand rails
Dixieland jazz party
 
1961
Toyland on Main Street
Too-tall Snow White is disguised
Saucers glide on air
 
1962
Elephants take baths
Osmonds make break after dark
A house in a tree
 
1963
In a tiki house
Jose begins the magic
Birds sing, flowers croon
 
1964
New York gets four shows
Lincoln robot convincing
Small World song repeats
 
1965
Ten years passed quickly
Guests continue to pour in
Guess Walt's not crazy
 
1966
Orleans fills in gap
Pirates nears it's completion
Walt will never see
 
1967
A world on the move
Inner space, moon flight, high jets
"Yo ho!" says pirates
 
1968
Confusion reigns all
People ask "what would Walt do?"
Florida work starts
 
1969
Eerie portraits stretch
Paul Frees echoes through the halls
Hat box ghost is gone
 
1970
Osmonds time numbers
Yippies invade the kingdom
Marijuana flag
 
1971
New population
One-hundred million happy guests
And yet park is clean
 
1972
Zeke's on the fiddle
Half-a-million bulbs parade
Backwoods full of bears
 
1973
Walt replaces Abe
Complaints flood into Disney
This before websites
 
1974
U.S.A music
Odd choice for Tomorrowland
Pop goes the weasel
 
1975
History parade
Moon flight changed to Mars mission
Walt and Abe share home
 
1976
Dole whips satisfy
Bicentennial party
More jungle creatures
 
1977
A coaster in dark
Chocolate chip cookies fly
Fast stars add to speed
 
1978
Harold has a home
Former rockets now ice sleds
Cinnamon toast, please
 
1979
Rainbow Ridge ghost town
A wild runaway mine train
Dino-bones mark end
 
1980
Twenty-five years now
Pony Farm now Circle D
We're now halfway there
 
OK, so it's not exactly poetry (oh wait I guess it is), but it still is a lot more interesting than the typical boring historical overview.  Tune in (or scroll too, I guess) next week for the rest of the list.