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by Kirby Holt (archives)
May 24, 2011
Kirby reviews the fourth installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
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by Kirby C. Holt
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Pirates of the Caribbean
On Stranger Tides

Walt Disney Pictures
MPAA Rating: PG-13

Yo Ho-Hum

By the time a successful film franchise hits the fourth installment, a certain formula has usually settled in. In the case of Disneys hitPirates of the Caribbeanmovies, such by-now familiar aspects include a complex plot steeped in legendary pirate lore, a rogues gallery of mythical and/or magical characters, enough double crosses and double-double crosses to make your eyes cross, and plenty of swashbuckling stunts and special effects spectacle.

All that, as well as Johnny Depps swarthy, swishy Captain Jack Sparrow, are on hand inPirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, in theaters now. Gone are original trilogy director Gore Virbinski and lovebirds Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley. In their place are Academy Award nominated director Rob Marshall (of the glitzy and gritty musicalsChicagoandNinefame) and a love interest for Captain Jack himself, played by Oscar winning actress Penlope Cruz.

But even with this mixture of old and new blood,On Stranger Tidesis curiously lacking in excitement, as if weve all rode this E ticket too many times to care much any more.

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ThisPiratessure tries though, beginning promisingly with a quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth. Apparently, everyone is out to find it, including the entire Spanish armada and Englands royal navy, somehow now commanded by a now peg-legged Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush). Also in hot pursuit: the infamous Blackbeard (Deadwoods Ian McShane), joined by his feisty long-lost daughter Angelica (Cruz), who naturally shares a tumultuous past with our Jack.

Fulfilling the creature quotient this go round is a school of (literally) man-hungry mermaids, needed plot wise to complete the ritual of eternal youth. With seagull-like shrieks and piranha-like teeth, these gals are a far cry fromThe Little Mermaid(and a chief reason why this film is rated PG-13... theyre scary!). An Ariel and Eric-type love story -- between a young captive mermaid (Astrid Berges-Frisbey) and a handsome missionary man (newcomer -- and future Prince Charming -- Sam Claflin) -- is tacked on, presumably to fill the young lovers gap left by the absence of Bloom and Knightley.

Also thrown in the mix are some zombiefied henchmen, a shrunken Black Pearl and Gibbs (Kevin McNally), Captain Jacks second in command and the only other holdover from the first threePiratesmovies (we miss you, Ragetti and Pintel!). Sharp-eyed viewers will also note a nod to the classic Disneyland attraction that inspired all this (think treasure) as well as a couple of star cameos (ones a dad, the others a Dame).

So why, with all this, isntOn Stranger Tidesmore fun? Several reasons actually, chiefly its convoluted story, a legacy carried over from the franchises previous installments. (And it doesnt help that a lot of the exposition is delivered in the midst of loud action sequences and/or by heavily-accented supporting players.) Weak characterization is also to blame. For example, we are told that Blackbeard is the pirate that all other pirates fear, but we sure never see that with McShanes rather bland performances (Ill take Peter Ustinov in DisneysBlackbeards Ghostinstead). There is also an extreme (and extremely odd) lack of chemistry between Cruz and Depp that makes their many banter-heavy scenes drag. In fact, the whole movie drags. At 137 minutes, it is the shortest of the four films but sure feels like the longest.

On Stranger Tides proves that it is high time thesePirateswere put in dry dock.

Toon Talk Rating: C

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-- Kirby C. Holt
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Kirby is a lifelong Disney fan and film buff. He is also an avid list maker and chronic ellipsis user ... In addition to his Toon Talk reviews, Kirby is the creator of Movie Dearest, a blog for movie fans.

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-- Posted May 24, 2011