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Jungle Cruise

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Editors' Comments

Editor: Denise   Thrill: 3  Theme: 4  Overall: 4 (9/18/2007)
Upon your first step into the queue of this attraction, you'll step back in time to another era as you await your journey through the jungle. This experience always makes me feel nostalgic and the bonus is no two rides are exactly alike. This is one of the many things that makes Disneyland so special. Fun jokes, a large variety of creatures (skippers included) and the backside of water are just some of the reasons not to miss this adventure.

Editor: Dlmusic   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/2/2000)
Each guide has his own style and jokes, so this is a great ride to do multiple times.

Reader Comments

User ID: YumaJohn   Thrill: 2  Theme: 4  Overall: 4 (8/19/2008)
My favorite ride in the park. I always ride at least three times. A good skipper can make this one linger in your head all day. As a fan of this kind of humor I just love it. the jokes never fail to slay me. This ride rocks but some still take it for "granite"

User ID: boogahman   Thrill: 2  Theme: 4  Overall: 4 (4/9/2008)
One of a kind... it doesn't get any better than this!

User ID: tahoecarl   Thrill: 2  Theme: 4  Overall: 3 (3/27/2008)
A fun and funny ride.

User ID: USCSurfer   Thrill: 3  Theme: 4  Overall: 4 (1/22/2008)
Still a Disney classic, after all these years!

User ID: tahoedonner   Thrill: 2  Theme: 3  Overall: 2 (11/9/2007)
If you can get on in 15 minutes or less, it's worth the wait, if not, it turns into the "Jungle Snooze"..if you are a firstimer at DL a must ride(nighttime is best/jokes seem better in the dark)if not, get a Chicken Skewer at Bengal BBQ and move on.

User ID: dresswhites   Thrill: 4  Theme: 4  Overall: 4 (10/8/2007)
i love the jungle cruise!! one of my top attractions.

User ID: stitchbabe   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (8/30/2006)
The Jungle Cruise is a great sitdown ride, but the jokes need to get better.

User ID: MrDisneyGeek   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/16/2006)
its corney but i still love it. best after dark!

User ID: indysoarin19   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (7/15/2006)
Classic Disney. Jungle Cruise at night can make for an interesting trip.

User ID: halley123   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: Unrated (3/18/2006)
This is always fun.

User ID: darcy-becker   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (8/27/2005)
Always fun. We rode twice and some of the jokes were different. My niece loved it.

User ID: Patches   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (7/17/2005)
A nice relaxing ride. I love the corny jokes. XD

User ID: SillySully   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (7/11/2005)
Though this ride isn't very exciting its still fun for everyone. Even when the guide tells his/her cheesey jokes.

User ID: jones_adventurer   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (7/8/2005)
I myself am an animal person, so this ride rocks my socks! So to speak. The tour guides are hilarious, good thing I went on that ride once, because I knew I would eventually memorize what they said! But I like the new additions to the ride, really awesome!

User ID: Originator   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (5/22/2005)
Just... Original like me!

User ID: ni_teach   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (5/13/2005)
The Jungle Cruise has been updated for the 50th anniversary. There are several new scenes and many of the old classics. If you have not been on the attraction for a while you should check it out.

User ID: pirate_leota   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/15/2005)
same old punny jokes? sure. but still males me laugh.

User ID: gabrielle2106   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/17/2005)
30 years since I went and it hasn't been changed????

User ID: leftmyheartatdsnylnd   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (12/19/2004)
i love this ride mainly because i fell in love with one of the skippers. but i also love this ride because it has something for everyone. my campers loved it, i loved it. just don't wear yellow shirts. too many banana jokes!

User ID: The_Princess_Ariel   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/3/2004)
One of Disney's BEST! It's not a trip to DL if you don't go on the Jungle Cruise. I like how the tour guides do JOKES now instead of the tour (the back side of water, ~hehe~). It was getting a little old. I rode it at night for the first time this Aug. and it's a totally different experience.

User ID: Dark_Disney_Princess   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (9/5/2004)
well this is a good ride i love the fact that their scripts for the ride hasnt change in all these years lol i just find it a amusing ride i love it.

User ID: longin4 Cali   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: Unrated (8/25/2004)
i love going on this ride. i made my brother go on it last time and he really didn't want to. he said it was boring, but he hadn't been on it for years so i talked him into it. well, our boat got going and the guys speaker went out! we were in the back of the boat and couldn't hear anything. wish me luck on convincing him to ever ride it again, he doesn't know what he's missing.
it's a very amusing ride..good for some comic relief!

User ID: disneymom5   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (7/4/2004)
The kids got a real kick out of this ride..... It's a nice, relaxing ride for all the family, and still has all the Disney charm you would expect....

User ID: freakout   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/14/2004)
Realy funny!

User ID: quincytoo   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (12/31/2003)
The tour guides can make (or break ) this ride

User ID: Mingus   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/9/2003)
It's at it's best when the guide tells good jokes.

User ID: christian_completely   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (9/6/2003)
This is a 100 out of 4 kind of ride! I know tons of jokes from it, once the skipper let me tell half the jokes sinse I had gone on it sooo many times. I highly recond this ride to everyone.

User ID: Brer Doug   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (7/1/2003)
Not a great Disneyland ride but it isnt too bad I like to ride this at night when its alot more realistic than riding it during the daytime

User ID: usmclass   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/3/2003)
I used to consider this one of my favs... but the continious "auditions for the Tonight Show" have torn the experience wAyyyyyy down. Cant we come back to some balance of humor and excietment? When you act like "all these critters are plastic" it makes one feel like "WHY am I paying to see this?" Bring back some balance...some feeling that it is a rEAL jungle...and THEN add some wise-cracks!

User ID: MAGNUM   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (5/5/2003)
Allot of fun, a real classic but the cast member definitely makes the difference.

User ID: Brer Bunny   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/29/2003)
It's a little cheesy but the good thing about it is the tour guides!

User ID: EnchantedTikiNut   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/7/2003)
It does make a difference when you have a guide that really has fun with it. Can't stand the ones that just say the lines. So if it wasn't good the first time, go on it again! It's different every time.

User ID: Blue_Corsair   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (3/4/2003)
One of the classic experiences in my mind. I love the headhunter..."he'll give you two of his, for one of yours!"

User ID: dizneegrrl   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (1/19/2003)
I like this ride. Fun sarcastic humor, though some of the skippers need to get more involved and make a true effort. Otherwise, it's great!! Nice scenery, perfect for an entertaining rest.

User ID: WhigglaMav11   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/19/2003)
Don't change this or the Haunted Mansion or I'll be mad!

User ID: candyqueen   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/18/2003)
Relaxing and fun at the same time.

User ID: ufkufk   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/17/2003)
LOTS OF FUN THE BOAT GUYS ARE FUNNY.HAD A GREAT TIME .THE ANIMALS SHOULD BE INPROVED ON.THIS IS ONE OF WALTS .AND SHOULD BE KEPT UP

User ID: kandirae   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/2/2003)
This is the best ride. I like the plastic snake

User ID: juliebar   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (12/16/2002)
I love this ride, but always disliked the capguns used with the hippos, not for political incorrectness, just because the sound annoys me. The ride has been gun-free for quite a while now and I'm once again a happy cruiser.

User ID: Dzznygrl   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (11/14/2002)
This has always been one of my favourites, but good luck getting me with a joke I haven't heard yet!

User ID: disneyland-addict   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (11/8/2002)
The Jungle Cruise is great. . . a real classic. Yeah, the jokes may be a little cheesy, but admit it, you're still entertained!

User ID: anonymous   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (10/9/2002)
This ride is petty interesting. The people who run the boats tell lame jokes, but that's the fun of it!

User ID: tianjin   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (7/22/2002)
I'm a sucker for kitchy cheesy fun. The jokes the guides tell have the guests react with groans and snickers and the animatronics are creepy and jerky. (Are the natives dancing or have epileptic fits?)
Politically incorrect, outdated, But I have to admit I like it. Hey it is as close to the jungle as I want to go anyway!
The best part? No need for insect repellant of malaria shots!

User ID: Tubedude   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/27/2002)
Best after dark when the captains can use slightly more risque jokes and have the boat lights to play with.

User ID: Tiki Goddess   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (3/18/2002)
Great atmosphere! The Skippers are funny!

User ID: fadedsteph155   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (3/16/2002)
gotta love the corny jokes!

User ID: Koolkid10   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/25/2001)
If you get a funny driver it is the best!!!
Pete,11

User ID: Princessblondie1   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/13/2001)
I love it! But I think they should of kept the guns! They added to the whole effect of being on a real jungle cruse

User ID: skarolyn99   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/13/2001)
I like the jungle cruise... although its not as realistic as WDWs Animal kingdom... heheh... its still great!!!

User ID: Superstar Limo   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (4/13/2001)
Fun the first time, after that, it's boring. This coming from someone who likes Superstar Limo.

User ID: fairy_princess10   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/13/2001)
I always have to go on this every time I go to DL, the best part is when you have a good (not corny) guide.

User ID: Coheteboy   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/13/2001)
Always an enjoyable trip around exotic rivers of the world... depending on your host/hostess. Glad the queue area is no longer a straw hut! 3/4

User ID: disney33   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: Unrated (4/13/2001)
it is a classic!

User ID: charjean   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/13/2001)
A Walt classic. I enjoy it everytime.

User ID: goofyboi   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/13/2001)
Very Funny... great way to catch some sights and have a good laugh

User ID: Corciopat   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/2/2001)
One of my faves since I was 6

User ID: brer bear   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (3/3/2001)
This ride is a classic! Openining in 1955 it still is really cool! The jokes are really fun also!

User ID: BrigmanMT   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/24/2001)
Great ride especially for the 3-10 catergory. I wish they would put back the charging rhinos of the early 60's. People say this ride is boring, i think disney should make more creatures that pop out when riders least expect it.

User ID: smills1964   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (2/15/2001)
This attraction's exterior and interior need desperate restoration and improvment right away along with the revamp/redesign/renovation of the Jungle Cruise "Adventure"...
It needs to be improved with new animals, scenes, etc...Who agrees with me???
Write Disneyland management!!!

User ID: tiggerdl   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/12/2001)
I've been on it so many times, that I feel that it's sort of passe. I still find it enjoyable, and enjoy the scenery.

User ID: Chiatovich   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/12/2001)
If you get a good boat captain, this is one of the best rides in the park -- silly, funny, interactive and a connection to a ride Walt liked a whole lot.

User ID: LAWebChick   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/12/2001)
4 stars with a good guide, but too often you get a mumbler.

User ID: charjean   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (2/12/2001)
There are some Disney rides that are their legacy. Jungle Cruise is one of them. I love it!

User ID: thestargirl   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (2/12/2001)
Fun, quirky, and nostalgic without being schlocky (though we could lose the natives' war dance and maybe have something friendlier); a treat at any time. My favorite voyage remains 2 a.m. on New Year's Day, however, featuring the famous "Poor Man's Fantasmic." Say hi to Jungle Maynard for me!

User ID: WDWEC   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (2/12/2001)
A True Disney ride, and a great part of history. sometimes you get a great 'actor' CM that makes the trip so much better, but always worth it!

User ID: turbo   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/11/2001)
can be corny, but again don't mess with a classic :)

User ID: jrslater   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (2/4/2001)
a Classic Disney attraction; remains fun due to the ride employees, but definately needs an update.

User ID: fretman777   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/27/2001)
Super good ride if you want to stay true to the original Disney Magic. I love how they made it feel as if you are really in the jungle!

User ID: BrerAnthony   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/19/2001)
The boats look much cooler than they used to. ;)

User ID: gsvdave   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (11/28/2000)
Love the skippers. They are always better than their WDW counterparts. Great at night

User ID: chernabog78   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (11/11/2000)
One of those rides you ride evertime!

User ID: mikilo   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (11/6/2000)
The Jungle Cruise boat ride in Disneyland rocked!!! It was hilarious our skipper was this guy I am not quite sure of his name: Sandiego, I believe it was. He did not only do the narration but also made my little sister feel like a princess.

User ID: sara722002   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/15/2000)
i have lots of fond memories on this ride-isn't that what DL rides are supposed to create?

User ID: lspangler   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/15/2000)
There isn't a trip where
I don't go on it at least
once.

User ID: mikecov123   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/15/2000)
I love going on the ride for the spiel and to hear new variations. One never ever changes though. The bit with Trader Sam.

User ID: seanscottusa   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/15/2000)
many props to the guides who make a great ride even better. they're hilarious! and the additions b/c of indy don'tmess the ride up at all.

User ID: Futurist   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (10/15/2000)
One of the most unique Attractions in the world...a true "Walt Disney" classic. And because the skippers are 50% of the experience...(to me, anyway) they can take those stail old lines ..and freshen them up with their own vitality/personalities.

I give it a "3" rating...but if they'd do a grand finale with a temple scene similar to what WDW's has ....then I'd give this venerable gem a 4.

User ID: JFFLOW   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (10/14/2000)
As a Jungle Cruise Skipper... I think that this ride is awesome exactly the way it is. As for interesting Skippers... we are all good it is the riders who make us bad. So next time you visit Disneyland laugh at the jokes more and maybe you will find that they were really funny all along.

User ID: cosette13   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (9/29/2000)
A disney classic, but I am sooo bored of it. They need some new jokes. I always feel bad for the tour guides having to do those corny jokes and not get any laughs. I mean seriously, this must be damaging to any self esteem they have left!!

User ID: Arizona Boy   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (9/27/2000)
Whenever you think of Disneyland you can't help but think of the Jungle Cruise.

User ID: Farfinugen   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: Unrated (9/4/2000)
So corny, it is funny.

User ID: dwtbkk24   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/22/2000)
The JC skippers definately make the ride.

User ID: TP2000   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
Some of the scenery from the 1950's and 60's needs an update desperately, but the ride still thrills and amuses. The WDW has a few better scenes or effects, but the Skippers are vastly superior in California in my experience. A trip on the Jungle Cruise at night with a good Skipper can provide Disneyland memories to last a lifetime.

User ID: aflannery57   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
Jungle Cruise Rocks!!!!!

User ID: cwmm   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
its pretty cool. i havent been on it yet this year tho, always seem to be a little too busy. ill go on it next time im there. oh well. its a grreat ride, a nice break.

User ID: akwolf   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
The best ride at this magical place we like to call... work.

User ID: ophellia   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
We like JC best at night because evrything looks even more real. Last time we got to go upstairs for the 1rst time,loved the view!

User ID: Tink1894   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
I love this ride, it is truly a Disneyland classic.

User ID: D-landGuy   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
For being 45 years it stills pack a punch for me. I love the theaming along with Indy. I always have a good laugh on this.

User ID: Wendybird   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (8/17/2000)
What I look forward to seeing the most at Disneyland is the "backside of water."

User ID: Galapagos Jim   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (8/17/2000)
Dry with a bad skipper, the best show in the park with a good one. A true example of what Walt meant when he said "showmanship." Ah, those skippers. They can weigh up to 2000 pounds and jump over 50 feet. Isn't that amazing.

User ID: GruntKLH   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (8/17/2000)
Love this ride. Classic Walt.

User ID: Hsawaknow   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 1 (8/17/2000)
The most pointless, most insipid attraction at Disneyland.

User ID: Blue Bayou   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (8/17/2000)
Fun, a good memory.
Dan, kansas

User ID: boiseguy   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 2 (8/6/2000)
Can get boring for adults and teens, but probably the best for animal loving children.

User ID: dustybunz   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (7/28/2000)
I'm still laughing about the last time I went on.
I can't remember who the skipper was, but he was hillarious at night!
He did the Fantasmic show at night on the Falls.
He also had something going on with the lights. He yelled, "PARTY", started making music, and truned the lights on and off!
It was unforgetable!

User ID: rrdl2k   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (7/9/2000)
A true Disney classic--jokes may be a little hokey, out-dated, but they still bring a smile to my face everytime. The feel of this attraction--the atmosphere--all combine to make this attraction the classic it is. Don't miss it!

User ID: TraderSam   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (7/6/2000)
Probably the best time to go on Jungle Cruise is in the evening! The skippers are so much more "interactive" with the few suckers...i mean sailors! As the official Jungle Cruise Cheerleaders,
JungleCruzer and I have a few recommendations for anyone looking for really good skippers. Try Whitney, Maynard, Joey, and Danny as a start! And in two years you can see us working there!

User ID: MouseEars   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/25/2000)
Love this attraction.

User ID: CHIEB2812   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/20/2000)
it depends on who your boat driver is

User ID: luvdopey   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/19/2000)
This ride is a classic. No matter how many time I hear the corny jokes, they still crack me up.

User ID: Morwool   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/18/2000)
I loved it!

User ID: JungleCruzer   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/13/2000)
It is best to go on late at night around closing cuz the skippers are very social with the few riders! TraderSam and I have so many friends that greet us by name with every visit! We're the Official Jungle Cruise Cheerleaders to them!

User ID: ThunderHorn   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
I like it best just at the end of sunset or really early morning.

User ID: ravenmoon   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/12/2000)
even better at night

User ID: Gabe583   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
A great ride!!!!

User ID: aflannery57   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
The Jungle Cruise is one of my favorite rides. I Love the corny jokes the guides tell, and I love to egg them on to even more corny and goofy jokes!!! The more corny the better!!!

User ID: Bella_notte   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/12/2000)
Still a good classic Disney ride.

User ID: GruntKLH   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
Although this is a classic, Wouldn't it benefit from the addition of Jungle Book and Lion King characters?

User ID: Bigthundermtn   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/12/2000)
well i would like to give it a 3.4 but since this system only allows 1,2,3, or 4's 3 will do just fine. I like this ride it's great espesially for bringing your kids on. I really wish they would re-do the show, and get rid of the jokes and try and make it exciting again. Although i do enjoy the ever corny jokes!

User ID: SplashPirateFan   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/12/2000)
Humorous, relaxing, overall a good moving line.

User ID: Phillip   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
A classic. Some new animatronics couldn't hurt, but it's still entertaining.

User ID: seanyoda   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
A classic! Of course, a lousy skipper can ruin the ride, but a terrific skipper can make this the highlight of the day.

User ID: hartelmd   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
Great classic, best at night...Skipper is the difference between decent and great ride...

User ID: smee3469   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/12/2000)
This ride can be fun, but its all dependent on your skipper. Some are really creative and funny; others are obviously rehashing someone else's jokes, and are rather dry.

User ID: studiovx   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/12/2000)
Simple. Classic.

User ID: Disneyfanman   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/12/2000)
I never miss this ride! The experience is different each time.

User ID: JungleCruzer   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/7/2000)
HELLO! This is only the best ride ever! How can I be BRIEF? Andrew was the best skipper....but now try Joey, Danny, Maynard, Whitney. Congo Queen kicks! Ride this for a Sentimental Journey!

User ID: Paladin_Galza   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (6/4/2000)
One of the few, and mildly popular rides in DL when it opened. It put Adventureland on the map

User ID: NHerm151   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (6/3/2000)
Love the scenery

User ID: PLUTO9   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (5/14/2000)
Don't change anymore of it!

User ID: TraderSam   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (5/5/2000)
If you want an unforgettable trip down the jungle rivers of the world, then I suggest you ride on...Andrew's boat. He's the most awesome skipper around! Until my friend and I work there!


User ID: DsnyFan4Eva   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/14/2000)
I think this ride is a relaxing ride and its neat!

User ID: desinrmom   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
would like to see this attraction dusted off a little and given a little polish.

User ID: Maticdog   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
Oh it's all about the jungle cruise! It's the perfect blend of the slightly cheesy animatronics and the awesome (still slightly cheesy) improv that the live people do. it dosen't get much better that the jungle cruise at disneyland!

User ID: CheshireCat   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
very cool..the jokes never get old

User ID: voxs   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
Forty-Five years and still a treat!
Especially at night..It's not a visit to the park
unless I hop on-board and serpentine the waters of Dr. Falls !!

User ID: Ursula   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
I love this ride.

User ID: cwmmdizney   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
I love the jungle cruise! its so fake, but so fun! the best trip i had on it was once when the skipper was like ok, who thinks the skipper should go down with the boat? i raised my hand, and being the only one she continued, ok everyone, if the boat sinks this young lady will be the new skipper. oh, well, this is the best for a relaxing trip!

User ID: delimouse   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
This is one of the oldest and best rides.Always good for laughs

User ID: vickibabie   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
This is Classic Disneyland, usually a short line, a nice long rest for your feet the palms and trees make you feel cooler on a hot day...one of the best rides in the park.

User ID: nobeljoe   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
Great. One of the best original attractions!

User ID: naboombu   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
It's a fun ride, but not one I usually race to get in line for

User ID: oldgoofy   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
I remember the first time I rode the Jungle Cruise back in 1963 and I still look forward to it. It's a great ride on a warm day and really nice at night.

User ID: ChipDale   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
Great & fun classic adventure! Try it at night!

User ID: freykr   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
I like Jungle Cruse if I get a good skipper, they are what make the attraction good. John and Maynard are da bomb I like JC Skipper "Rita" she's cool and funny

User ID: seahawk   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
Very relaxing, humorous and neat animotronics. But its always nice when you get to see family members :)

User ID: newrush   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
Still a classic, although I hear they (the cruiser Captains)have to stick to a written spiel. That was the best part of the show!

[Ed Note: The skippers do have lots of flexibility in their spiel. It's never the same cruise twice]

User ID: sjdimon   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
Always a favorite in my book. Combination of funny pilots and well- designed animatronics make for an attraction with repeatability built right in. Note that this is one of the ORIGINAL attractions, and it still has a queue on almost every day it is operating! A Timeless classic!

User ID: Plutochick   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (4/11/2000)
A truly excellent attraction! Funny, realistic, and totally Marc Davis!

User ID: judilane   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/11/2000)
As with the other "original" attractions in DL, JC is in sore need of rehab work and new additions. If it weren't for the talented skippers, this attraction would be a complete snorefest now.

User ID: Kerrie   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (4/9/2000)
Lots of fun. Our guide last year was Israel, and he was hilarious!

User ID: Gregmh48   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (3/30/2000)
Always a classic, always fun, always in desparate need of a rehab.

User ID: jdog49   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (3/22/2000)
i love this ride much, a classic!

User ID: Tigger   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (3/18/2000)
The skippers are really funny.

User ID: Disneygirl   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (3/14/2000)
A classic! I love the narrations, ad libs, etc. Very corny, but cute!

User ID: yenti   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/28/2000)
The most beautiful scenery at Disneyland...looking at all the tall trees makes me wonder what it looked like in 1955...likely sparse. Now it is truly a jungle. (And where do they come up with these skippers?)

User ID: beth_jetset   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/23/2000)
When you get a creative skipper this is one of the best rides in the whole park...when you get skipper who tells you all the same jokes you have already heard with no enthusiasum it is one of the most boring rides in the park. Luckily for us I've been seeing a rise in creativity on the skippers part!

User ID: LymanH   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/17/2000)
Hilarious...a classic

User ID: arizonawildcat   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/17/2000)
Takes on a whole new atmosphere at night.

User ID: damon63   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/16/2000)
Another classic. Would like to see some element of "surprise" built into this attraction. Some of the animation here looks a little rickety.

User ID: disneyfreak4099   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/16/2000)
Another Classic

User ID: connie   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/11/2000)
We always go on this ride first.

User ID: arizonawildcat   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/9/2000)
Most fun at night, captains make all the difference.

User ID: GroovShel   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/8/2000)
This is also another one of my favorite rides. Sure the cast members crack corny jokes and all of my friends hate it but its one of my favorite

User ID: KAT   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/8/2000)
Amount of fun depends on the skipper. Some are hilarious!

User ID: FantasmicFan   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/7/2000)
When you ride this, try to get "Jungle Maynard" as your skipper. One of the oldest attractions in Disneyland.

User ID: WallyBoag   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/6/2000)
When the skipper is hilarious, this attraction is the best in Adventureland.

User ID: cwiteck   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/6/2000)
Nice ride to sit down in and enjoy the view. How good the ride experience is entirely depends on your guide.

User ID: ni_teach   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/6/2000)
The Quality of the ride is up to the quality of the skipper you have.

User ID: Dave   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/6/2000)
This is my favorite ride. Every trip is different thanks to the different Skippers

User ID: TPA_RickWest   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 3 (1/4/2000)
The Jungle Cruise is a Disneyland Classic. A great attraction with the Marc Davis touch! Wonderful scenes, animation and laughs abound in this lush jungle adventure. Plus, you get to see the backside of water! Hey now!

User ID: Karma Boy   Thrill: Unrated  Theme: Unrated  Overall: 4 (1/1/2000)
This is a nice diversion when the Indiana Jones line is long.












































 

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