The 2014 Winter Olympics are under way in Sochi. And thanks to the talented folks at Disney Animation, whenever I see ice and snow, I now think of Frozen. So this got me thinking… What Winter Olympic sports would the characters of Frozen compete in. So lets take a look at the Arendelle Olympic delegation.
Trolls: Curling. Not only do the trolls have the same physical shape as most curlers, but they also have a special advantage. If there is a curling stone shortage they can fill in. And you really never know what will go wrong in Sochi.
Olaf: Snowboarding. What Olaf would like about this sport is that not only can he tackle the half-pipe during the winter, but he also can hit the course during his favorite time of year; summer. All he has to do is just put some wheels on his board and voila, he has a skateboard.
Anna: Ice Dancing. Anyone that can dance with the Duke of Weselton and not get injured can probably hold their own on the ice. Now that I think about it…. Has Weasel Town ever won any medals?
Kristoff: Ice is his life. Pure, smooth, and silky. Given his proclivity for solid water, I don’t think Kristoff wants to be an Olympic athlete. His dream…. Drive the Zamboni. (For the record, this is also my Olympic dream) While you may not agree with my selections, I am sure in the Olympic spirit we can call agree on one thing. ESPN/ABC would do a better job broadcasting the world’s biggest sporting event than NBC does.