The 2014 Winter Olympics are under way in Sochi.  And thanks to the talented folks at Disney Animation, whenever I see ice and snow, I now think of Frozen.  So this got me thinking…  What Winter Olympic sports would the characters of Frozen compete in.  So lets take a look at the Arendelle Olympic delegation.

trolls Trolls: Curling.  Not only do the trolls have the same physical shape as most curlers, but they also have a special advantage.  If there is a curling stone shortage they can fill in.  And you really never know what will go wrong in Sochi.  

olaf Olaf: Snowboarding.  What Olaf would like about this sport is that not only can he tackle the half-pipe during the winter, but he also can hit the course during his favorite time of year; summer.  All he has to do is just put some wheels on his board and voila, he has a skateboard.

anna Anna: Ice Dancing.  Anyone that can dance with the Duke of Weselton and not get injured can probably hold their own on the ice.  Now that I think about it…. Has Weasel Town ever won any medals?

elsa Elsa: Freestyle Skiing.  She can control the snow so she can pull of some sweet tricks.  Think of what she could do if she let her creativity go for gold.

 Kristoff

Kristoff: Ice is his life.  Pure, smooth, and silky.  Given his proclivity for solid water, I don’t think Kristoff wants to be an Olympic athlete.  His dream…. Drive the Zamboni.  (For the record, this is also my Olympic dream) While you may not agree with my selections, I am sure in the Olympic spirit we can call agree on one thing.  ESPN/ABC would do a better job broadcasting the world’s biggest sporting event than NBC does.