Peyton Manning to Go to Disneyland, No Commercial This Year

download (3)For the first time since 2005, there will not be an “I’m Going to Disney” commercial for a member of the winning Super Bowl team. Despite this, Peyton Manning and his family will be participating in a ticker tape parade at Disneyland today. The exact timing is unknown, but it is expected that it will be at approximately 1245 PT.

It is unknown why Disney has decided not to craft an ad this year.

If you are wondering why Super Bowl MVP Von Miller is not being sent to the park, in a post-game interview he said, “**** Disney World, I’m hitting up the strip joint.” When asked which club he would be going to he continued, “All of them. I’ve got plenty of bills to spend on plenty of women. Too much to spend at just one club.”