ABC
Original Series
Hosted and executive produced by comedic superstar Tiffany Haddish, the hilarious reimagined format showcases a mix of in-studio segments and taped pieces from across the country, all set in front of a live studio audience.
Kids Say the Darndest Things Episode List
Season 2
| Episode | Date | Title | Description |
| 8 | 6/23/2021 | Hatchet Man; FBI Junior Agent | A group of virtuoso violinists give a jaw dropping performance and Tiffany Haddish talks with kids about about how to make a buck. |
| 7 | 6/16/2021 | Handy Haddish; Dancing With Elephants | Twin boys help Tiffany Haddish with a modeling gig and a 9 year old piano player tries to impress her with his amazing talent. |
| 6 | 6/9/2021 | Smell Ya Later; Jitter Bug | Kids smell something fishy when Tiffany Haddish invites them to her perfume commercial and she bugs out when an 8-year-old shows off his insect collection |
| 5 | 6/2/2021 | The Not So Late Show; The Kids Testament | A 10-year-old and his reptile friends have a “HISS-sterical” time with Tiffany Haddish on The Not So Late Show. |
| 4 | 5/26/2021 | The Biggest Mystery of Life; Like and Subscribe | Tiffany Haddish jams out with a very talented group of quadruplets known as the “Quad Squad” and chats with some kids who have big dreams |
| 3 | 5/19/2021 | World’s Oldest Third Grader; Sugar Rush | Tiffany Haddish helps an 8-year-old with big dreams achieve his Hollywood ending, and two sisters rock Tiffany’s world when they discuss outer space. |
| 2 | 5/12/2021 | Love Chat; Double Trouble | Tiffany and a wise 8-year-old dish out relationship advice. Tiffany also teams up with Cedric The Entertainer to cause double the trouble when they chat with identical twins. |
| 1 | 5/5/2021 | “Wigging Out”; “The Kids Price is Always Right” | Tiffany Haddish finds kids “wigging” out when they realize one of her wigs on a shelf can communicate only with them. Plus, Tiffany and the kids make a special visit to the iconic CBS game show THE PRICE IS RIGHT where they take turns playing some fun pricing games with host Drew Carey. |
Season 1
| Episode | Date | Title | Description |
| 12 | 1/19/2020 | My Work is Done | Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of “Kids Say the Darndest Things.” |
| 11 | 1/12/2020 | A Thousand Thumbs Up! | “A Thousand Thumbs Up!” – This week, Brooklyn’s youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys. |
| 10 | 1/5/2020 | She’s Totally Not Ready | This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf. |
| 9 | 12/22/2019 | Santa’s Got a Six Pack | On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa’s helper to find out who is on the “nice list” and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages. |
| 8 | 12/8/2019 | Could I have a $20, Dad? | This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police. |
| 7 | 11/17/2019 | Turkey in Space | In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for “Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper” with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer. |
| 6 | 11/10/2019 | You’ve Been Lying to Your Momma? | Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid’s meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things. |
| 5 | 11/3/2019 | Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment | A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host. |
| 4 | 10/27/2019 | Stick It to ‘Em | A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier (“Entertainment Tonight”). |
| 3 | 10/20/2019 | Dad, plug your ears! | This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style. |
| 2 | 10/13/2019 | Taylor Swift is My Friend | Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives. |
| 1 | 10/6/2019 | You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That | The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup. |
