Kids Say the Darndest Things

ABC

Original Series

Hosted and executive produced by comedic superstar Tiffany Haddish, the hilarious reimagined format showcases a mix of in-studio segments and taped pieces from across the country, all set in front of a live studio audience.

Episode List for Kids Say the Darndest Things

Episode	Date	Title	Description
12	1/19/2020	My Work is Done	Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of “Kids Say the Darndest Things.”
11	1/12/2020	A Thousand Thumbs Up!	“A Thousand Thumbs Up!” – This week, Brooklyn’s youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.
10	1/5/2020	She’s Totally Not Ready	This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.
9	12/22/2019	Santa’s Got a Six Pack	On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa’s helper to find out who is on the “nice list” and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small packages.
8	12/8/2019	Could I have a $20, Dad?	This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.
7	11/17/2019	Turkey in Space	In a special Thanksgiving-themed episode, Tiffany shares her favorite Turkey Day traditions and films an infomercial for “Gobble Gobble Wrapping Paper” with kids who frantically gift wrap everything from Thanksgiving leftovers to a live turkey. Later, Tiffany and an 8-year-old girl pitch movie ideas to her big shot Hollywood director friend Jack McBrayer.
6	11/10/2019	You’ve Been Lying to Your Momma?	Kids come in all shapes, sizes and ages. This week, we meet some kids with slick dance moves, a germaphobe, a child whose age fluctuates according to the price of a kid’s meal and a 10-year-old college student. Later, Tiffany meets a senior citizen who says the darndest things.
5	11/3/2019	Marriage Seems Like a Huge Commitment	A couple of youngsters fall in love at first sight; young string instrument virtuosos wow the crowd with a lively performance. Also: a 9-year-old aspiring talk-show host.
4	10/27/2019	Stick It to ‘Em	A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan; and a trio of girls who give Tiffany tips about what to look for in a boyfriend. Also: budding comedian Evan returns to share some breaking news with Kevin Frazier (“Entertainment Tonight”).
3	10/20/2019	Dad, plug your ears!	This week’s extraordinary kids include an 11-year-old aspiring comedian who tries to take Tiffany’s job, a 9-year-old yodeler and a fast-talking energetic 7-year-old. Later, Tiffany asks an 11-year-old to fire someone on her staff (guest star Rob Huebel); takes a group of kids on a tour of her latest art installation, “She Art, By Tiffany Haddish”; and meets some kids from Harlem who teach her how to double dutch, east coast style.
2	10/13/2019	Taylor Swift is My Friend	Kids these days are mature beyond their years. This week, we meet a 3-year-old makeup artist, a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Over drinks in New York City, a trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend, and the three Taylor Swift superfans from episode one are treated to the biggest surprise of their lives.
1	10/6/2019	You’re Famous, But You Ain’t All That	The premiere episode’s first guests include a panel of future rock princesses that question her friendship with one of their favorite musicians, two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do and a musical prodigy that has Tiffany singing the blues. Later, Tiffany convinces some kids to film a commercial for her fake product, She Ready Dessert Ketchup.

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